Like many males, I've often wondered what it would be like to be a super-spy like James Bond. He's so suave and, um, fit. He can get out of any situation he's in with a witty remark (even if the bad guy just expects him to die).
Two problems with that: (1) my British accent is nowhere near classy enough, and (2) I'm afraid of heights. Oh, also, James Bond is a fictional character, so there's that.
I think my level of spycraft is more along the lines of the Backyardigans (